Bad bad Betty!

OMG! Ok, so now that I'm back awake and moving around... Wow. I had to share my naughty little adventure last night. I'm still giggling over it, and it's been like twelve hours already.

Alright. So, I was on my way to meet some of my girlfriends. I'm about two miles away from the restaurant, when I noticed I was getting close to E on the gas gauge. So, I turn into the next gas station. I pull into the pump, hop out, and dig through my purse for my card. This big black truck pulls in at the pump on the other side of mine. I was just pulling my card out of the slot and grabbing the gas pump when I see him walk around the back of the truck. HOTNESS! I try not to stare, turn around, and stick the pump into the gas tank.

I can hear the dollars ticking away, as I'm bent over the pump. It wasn't until I felt the breeze that I realized... NO PANTIES. Here I am in my flirty little skirt, bent over the pump, with nothing to cover my rear... LOL! I turned just a bit, so I could see the guy on the other side of the pump... Sure enough, he was staring, mouth almost dropped open. *giggle* So... This is where Bad Betty took over. LOL! Instead of straightening up, and acting like a total prude.. which I'm so not!.. I kind of wiggled my ass a little as I leaned back over the pump. I acted like I dropped something, and bent over further, touching the cement. I know he got a full glimpse of the goodies before I straightened up and put the piece of tinfoil from the ground into my purse like it was something of mine. I could hear his pump click off, but he just stood there, acting like it was still going. I wiggled a few more times, just kind of dancing slowly to the music coming from the speakers overhead. Then my pump clicked to let me know my tank was full. I took my time putting the pump back and putting the cap back on the tank. I waited for my receipt. By the time it printed out, he was slowly walking towards the back of his truck. I did this little giggle and a half waved. He looked up, BEET RED, and his eyes just went wide when I waved and said "Have a great night".... LOL! He stammered out this little "I sure will" and turned around to get to the driver's side of his truck. He was definitely paying attention... errrr... at least his pants were... to my little show.

So.. I hopped behind the wheel, met up with my girlfriends, and told them all about it. I know.. I know.. Next time I gas up... I'll at least put on a thong... *giggle*

XOXOXO

Betty