The Useless facts game

One of my friends tagged me with "The Useless facts list". Since I'm always up for a new game, I figured I'd play along. Here are my Fifty Facts about ME. *giggle*


1. My panties always match my outfit.
2. I am most horny in the morning
3. I have over 150 pairs of shoes
4. I can't tell a joke, I usually only remember the punch line
5. I brush my teeth in the shower
6. I love to shop at thrift stores
7. I drive with my windows down and AC/Heat on to warm or cool me off.
8. I love the vibration of a motorcycle between my legs
9. I have 3 dogs, and yes, I do dress them when I take them out in public.
10. I think Bill Clinton is Sexy
11. I love taking bubble baths, while sipping a glass of white wine and listening to Jazz music
12. I am not good at answering email
13. I am a college graduate
14. I have a work-out room in my home, I just HAD to have..
15. I have used the equipment less than 5 times.
16. I clean my car at least once a week, I cant stand a dirty car.
17. I drink my coffee with cream and sugar
18. I have tried to quit smoking, and failed several times.
19. I was a stripper while I was in college
20. I prefer a nude beach, but I only go topless - some parts should not get a sunburn!
21. I am usually in bed by 9pm, during the week.
22. I prefer lotions and oils over perfume - you have to lean in close to smell me. *wink*
23. I love to drive, but am horrible with directions.
24. I sing along with the radio in the car.
25. I don't care who hears me.
26. I sometimes use my blog to write down random things that make me smile.
27. I save some of my blog posts as drafts so no one else can read them.
28. A customs agent once saw all my sex toys in my suitcase.
29. I was way more embarassed than he was.
30. I turn bright red when I'm embarassed, so it's hard to hide.
31. I like the way fresh cut grass smells on a sunny day.
32. I hate to mow the lawn on hot days.
33. I don't mind being a designated driver.
34. I sometimes have more fun being the designated drunk.
35. I'm more prone to dance naughty on the dance floor after a few margaritas.
36. I love painting my toe nails.
37. I've painted my dogs' toenails before.
38. I love gourmet meals.
39. I haven't quite gotten the hang of cooking them...
40. I empty ashtrays if there's two or three cigarettes in them.
41. I donate clothes instead of throwing them out.
42. I don't donate my shoes. (duh!)
43. I like wearing sexy lingerie under jeans and a T shirt.
44. My favorite is this sleek bustier and silky panties... under my SC shirt and torn jeans.
45. I won't pick up my phone without checking my caller ID.
46. My favorite color is yellow, but I look better in pinks and reds.
47. I put on lotion and body oil even if I'm not going out.
48. I clean the house while blasting my stereo.
49. I think classic rock sounds better when it's loud.
50. I usually masturbate daily, or every other day... in the morning. *giggle*