Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween! I love this holiday, I have an excuse for dressing slutty out in public - ha ha! I bought a HOT little Angel outfit, it is sooo incredibly sexy! My boobs look HUGE in it, I'm almost embarrassed to wear it... I said ALMOST! I cant wait, I LOVE dressing up!!!

XOXO



Betty

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Autumn Color



Autumn has is coming. I'm excited about the leaves changing. And Halloween coming! (oooh costumes!) I know I brought up how I didn't really get to see the leaves turn color down in Florida. This year is totally different. Everything is totally different. There's this tiny bit of chill in the air that is just amazing! I know, I'm goofy... And you can giggle along with me. But I just think it's so cool how everything changes into this ... giant explosion of color. I guess I just never really looked before. Some of the trees are still green. But the color is coming!

So.. wow. Autumn. Next, winter. I need to start finding some really cute sweaters that will keep me warm, AND show off my boobs. ha ha.

This is the time of year that hot cocoa was made for. Grabbing a cup, curling up in something warm and fuzzy... enjoying the new scenery. I guess I have to stock up on sweaters AND cocoa mix. *giggle*

Alright.. I'm off of here for a bit. I have a ton of energy today. So it's time to wade through my emails while I'm feeling frisky!

Kisses from your online girl,

Betty

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Bad bad Betty!

OMG! Ok, so now that I'm back awake and moving around... Wow. I had to share my naughty little adventure last night. I'm still giggling over it, and it's been like twelve hours already.

Alright. So, I was on my way to meet some of my girlfriends. I'm about two miles away from the restaurant, when I noticed I was getting close to E on the gas gauge. So, I turn into the next gas station. I pull into the pump, hop out, and dig through my purse for my card. This big black truck pulls in at the pump on the other side of mine. I was just pulling my card out of the slot and grabbing the gas pump when I see him walk around the back of the truck. HOTNESS! I try not to stare, turn around, and stick the pump into the gas tank.

I can hear the dollars ticking away, as I'm bent over the pump. It wasn't until I felt the breeze that I realized... NO PANTIES. Here I am in my flirty little skirt, bent over the pump, with nothing to cover my rear... LOL! I turned just a bit, so I could see the guy on the other side of the pump... Sure enough, he was staring, mouth almost dropped open. *giggle* So... This is where Bad Betty took over. LOL! Instead of straightening up, and acting like a total prude.. which I'm so not!.. I kind of wiggled my ass a little as I leaned back over the pump. I acted like I dropped something, and bent over further, touching the cement. I know he got a full glimpse of the goodies before I straightened up and put the piece of tinfoil from the ground into my purse like it was something of mine. I could hear his pump click off, but he just stood there, acting like it was still going. I wiggled a few more times, just kind of dancing slowly to the music coming from the speakers overhead. Then my pump clicked to let me know my tank was full. I took my time putting the pump back and putting the cap back on the tank. I waited for my receipt. By the time it printed out, he was slowly walking towards the back of his truck. I did this little giggle and a half waved. He looked up, BEET RED, and his eyes just went wide when I waved and said "Have a great night".... LOL! He stammered out this little "I sure will" and turned around to get to the driver's side of his truck. He was definitely paying attention... errrr... at least his pants were... to my little show.

So.. I hopped behind the wheel, met up with my girlfriends, and told them all about it. I know.. I know.. Next time I gas up... I'll at least put on a thong... *giggle*

XOXOXO

Betty

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Play it again, Sam....




Your Love Song Is :



Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer



"One mile to every inch of

Your skin like porcelain

One pair of candy lips and

Your bubblegum tongue"



Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors?

Come on.. Let's compare inner romantics!

~Your Online Girlfriend~

Betty

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Random topics and such

Hi, lover! I've been sitting at this keyboard for over ten minutes... Not sure what to write.. Not sure what topic... Okay, I'm normally so much more organized. Giggle. Watch out. The redhead's getting random tonight!

The weekend's coming. A few of my friends want to get together for dinner and drinks tomorrow night. It sounds fun, but I think I'll pass, and work on getting pictures ready for next week... you know, just for you. ;)

Earlier, I was reading my emails... Why do I get Viagra emails? Do they know something that I don't? When I get these, I have this crazy urge to reply, and request they send me a penis before sending me spam to get it hard... And if by chance I ever got a penis... According to my emails, it's going to be a billion inches longer, and it will never go soft. Ever.

I drove to the grocery store for a few things. I found myself singing along to Hinder's "Lips of an Angel"... Love the voice, but wow.. sleazy lyrics. Maybe that's why I keep listening. *giggle*.. We all want to be remembered, loved, wanted... even when we've moved on. But.. To make an entire song about it? Gosh. I guess I missed my millionaire calling. I don't think they have a category for "I want to be on your monitor", quite yet.


Anyway, I've got to finish up a few emails before I head to bed... it got later than I wanted it to, tonight.

Sweet Dreams!

Betty